Feathering My New Empty Nest

Revelation 13:1-18   And I saw a beast rising out of the swamp of Florida, with tangerine skin and hair like spun sugar, a brain damaged baboon of a braggard . And the foul-mouthed beast that I saw was like a lizard; a greasy pork balloon filled with chauvinistic batshit . And to it, the jibbering populous gave its power and throne and great authority. One of its heads seemed like a sebacious cyst oozing with the infected puss of propoganda , and all the people marveled as they followed this beast and they worshiped the beast, saying, Make America Great Again for they had been brain-washed by this slug unfit for public office. 

 Who writes these strap lines ? You know you’ve reached rock bottom ( no pun intended ) when that pops up in your email feed. Is this something I need to worry about ? In the scheme of things a cleaner toilet was not top of my priorities list.